Friday, December 08, 2006

Meteors vs. Wolves

Have you ever wondered which would be more likely, being mauled by a wolf or being hit by a meteor? Well, my friend, you can now file that question away, as our trusted confidant, Dwight Schrute explains in this PSA.

12 comments:

Kallie said...

My fave is Ryan's about being average. Not tall, but not short.

A Sojourner said...

but we all know that in reality average just isn't good enough; I think Randy Newman would agree:

"...they got, little baby legs, they stand so low, you got to pick 'em up just to say hello...no I don't want no short people 'round here!"

Michaela said...

Remember also...

When you're sitting around with a group of friends, just looking for a way to fit in....eating 6 saltines in a minute may sound like a lot of fun. But it's also really dangerous.

So please, eat crackers responsibly.

A Sojourner said...

Yeah, umm, i get bored really quickly, so I've tried that saltine bit...and I'm not sure there were even any friends around for it...and yes, it's pretty dangerous...but not as dangerous as waking up naked in a forest.

Michaela said...

Man...saltines...waking up naked in a forest....being able to quote Randy Newman songs...

You have a lot of life experience there, Mike.

Denise said...

Oh, Dwight is fantastic. But I'm still a little bit in love with Jim Halpert!

Tony Stiff said...

Thats going to cause a lot of us nude campers a problem, guess we'll have to cancell our camping trip tomorrow Mike :)

A Sojourner said...

ok y'all, what the heck, i post serious stuff and nobody responds, i post friggin Dwight and get bombarded! well, supply and demand, i guess, gotta gives da peeps what da peeps want...and from the looks of it, the peeps want saltine crackers, naked camping, and Jim Halpert...i'll see what i can do...stay tuned!

Michaela said...

Yeah I'm pretty sure I could live the rest of my life with just saltines, naked camping, and Jim Halpert.

And maybe some water.

Oh, okay, and a Bible.

A Sojourner said...

michaela - (great name, by the way) hmmm, i'd say that still falls well within the boundaries of "low-maintenance", but i'd probably add one more thing to that list: yuengling lager...and some cigars...and running shoes...and maybe a few packs of gum for after I smoke the cigars. does this make me high maintenance?

Kallie said...

"they got little cars, that go beep, beep, beep...doo bee doo...short people got, no reason to live..." Denise, can I just say we both know I was a little in love with Jim first? :) And Mike, it's finals time, brains are too tired for serious and posting comments gives us reason to procrastinate.

Mark Traphagen said...

Mike,

You have, I think, just listed the Basic Life Survival Kit. Hurry and market it before Christmas is gone!

And expecting more comments on serious posts than on silly ones? Welcome to the world of blogging, my friend!